Thursday, August 20, 2009

Fantasm Orgasm

Haven't written on here in awhile.... And a lot of stuff has happened.


Since my summer has ended I guess I should do a recap for the (0) people that read this..


RECAP:

I was racially profiled and quarantined in a house of drunk black people I didn't know because there was a shooting down the street.


Then I had a job for two weeks where I stood on street corners in downtown Philadelphia, annoying the fuck out of people attempting to save little babies in impoverished areas. Oh and it rained everyday for a week. Yay


Went to a family barbecue and watched my mother take a tequila shot with salt, lime and shot glass in hand with my aunt and cousins. I have the video on my phone...... Slightly tempted to youtube it.


Smashed mad bitches.


Got drunk.


Fought with my mom.


Had another interesting conversation with my brother and he didn't try to convert me to islam again. Yay.


Found Jesus


Lost Jesus


Didn't have sex. Awesome.



All-in-All it was a successful summer.



Listening to:


Paparazzi by Lady Gaga